Are you sick and tired of squirrels running naked in the trees around your house? Have you had to hide your children’s eyes when a tiny furry streaker crosses the sidewalk in front of you?
We’ve got the answer: Squirrel Underpants! Each pair of tiny briefs has a 3-inch waist and is made of 95% cotton and 5% spandex. Also good for hamsters, frogs and gerbils. Comes with an illustrated card!
As a bonus, Accoutrements donates a portion of proceeds from Squirrel Underpants to the Small Animal Decency Fund, which seeks to rid our neighborhoods of any potentially offensive naturally occurring indecent exposures.
Seriously. That’s what the back of the package says.