THE RECORD EXCHANGE REVIEW: JADE ON LAMBRINI GIRLS’ ‘WHO LET THE DOGS OUT’

Artist: Lambrini Girls
Album: Who Let the Dogs Out
Reviewer: Jade Forrest

For the last few months, I have been noticing a big decline in motivation to do anything outside of doomscrolling on social media. Nothing new from what most people my age do, and it doesn’t help being met with waves upon waves of constant bad news and freezing in fear with every passing day – like watching car accidents, unable to look away. Kinda feels like I’m not alone in this, as car-crash compilation videos get a quarter-million views in two months of posting. Easing myself away from Meta-owned/tampered-with apps, I have started to spend more time searching keywords on Spotify and looking at all the user-made playlists with a particular word in the title: playlists with 125k saves, some with 35, all made with love and time from 1 of 675 million people. Like a window into someone else’s life, and a chance to connect through the love of music.

Through the power of the interwebs, I ended up finding this album after listening to three hours of Spotify radio/recommendations. Found amongst playlists filled with pop-punk revelations and political sentiments lies this little gem, Lambrini Girls’ debut album. Keeping in line with its genre, this fork-found-in-the-kitchen project plays into the tried-and-true method of fun, energetic punk and aces it to a tee.

The title of the album, Who Let the Dogs Out, made me assume that this was going to be a cheesy dance-pop album in honor of the great Baha Men. But it actually ended up swinging for the high-rise of Riot Grrrl anthems, with discussions of gender and class inequality, the rise of militarization in the police force and the dream of self-expression. With a mixture of fun instrumental breakdowns and tongue-in-cheek lyrics, Lambrini Girls blend in with artists like Be Your Own Pet or Snooper while still keeping things fresh – though Snooper, Amyl and the Sniffers and Be Your Own Pet have been around for several years before this, so it kinda feels a bit late to the party. However, the album still deserves its flowers as being some of the earliest projects from the group, as a sign of the bright future that Lambrini Girls have ahead of them.

Being met with constant existential dread for the future has made it a bit hard to be excited about anything, but I am thankful to have a light at the end of the tunnel. This album is that: a feeling that if things won’t get better, I can channel my anger into art and protests. I can just keep saying to myself, “People ain’t shit, I’m a bad bitch and I can make things better for me and everyone around me,” or at least in the words from Who Let the Dogs Out‘s final song, “Putting yourself first is cunty, respecting others is cunty, too.”

What’s a review without some recommendations?

If you like Lambrini Girls’ Who Let the Dogs Out, you would also like:

Midoriあらためまして、はじめまして、ミドリです (Once again, nice to meet you, I’m Midori)
Rico Nasty Las Ruinas (or Lethal, which comes out in May)
The GitsFrenching the Bully

Also, if you are going to Treefort Music Fest, add these to your itinerary and do some pre-concert homework:

Amyl and the SniffersCartoon Darkness
The Linda LindasNo Obligation
Be Your Own PetMommy
Dummy Free Energy

THE RECORD EXCHANGE REVIEW: JADE ON SABRINA CARPENTER’S ‘SHORT N’ SWEET’

Artist: Sabrina Carpenter
Album: Short n’ Sweet
Reviewer: Jade Forrest

Leading up to the release of Sabrina Carpenter’s long-awaited sixth album Short n’ Sweet, I was preparing for a fun-filled night as it was my friend’s 21st birthday. We were sitting in the living room talking about our day, what bars we would go to and our transport from the house and back. And like Cinderella, we were anticipating the clock, as Spotify releases new albums at 10pm Mountain time Thursday nights. Screams of glee filled the house as we navigated the TV Spotify to her artist account, and there we were met with Sabrina’s smug headshot staring back at us as if she knew we were frantically typing on the onscreen keyboard.

Short ‘n Sweet lives up to its name, clocking in at a very modest 35 minutes. As seen from the two singles “Espresso” and “Please, Please, Please,” Sabrina (with the help of producer Jack Antonoff) blends the genres of pop, R&B and disco in a lipstick-marked package. For its time, this project works as an enjoyable farewell to summer flings and beachside dates. However, with such relaxed instrumentals, some of the songs feel like a hit or miss especially when the album goes into its more ballad periods from “Dumb and Poetic” to “Lie to Girls.”

And then there’s Jack Antonoff, the firm tofu of the pop scene. He has a way of building a great foundation so the artist can add their flavor and create something special and personal. But, when the artist goes for a minimal laid-back style, there feels like a large gap missing in a song. It leaves more to be desired. This is also how I feel when it comes to other projects that have Antonoff’s name on it. Maybe this factor isn’t supposed to be a bad reflection on Jack, but more of a bad reflection on the contemporary pop genre, as it is a soulless entity of corporate slavery and broad acceptability for the masses.

Short n’ Sweet is good, though! A solid pop album and pretty replayable, especially since most of the songs are sub-3 minutes long. If you enjoyed this, check out my recommendations below.

Enjoyed “Taste” and “Bed Chem” (earworm R&B pop hits):
Rachel Chinouriri What a Devastating Turn of Events
Renee RappSnow Angel

Enjoyed “Espresso” and “Good Graces” (nu-disco revival):
YukikaSoul Lady
Jessie WareThat! Feels Good!

Enjoyed “Coincidence” and “Slim Pickins” (country-pop resurgence)
Britti Hello, I’m Britti
Megan MaroneyAm I Okay?