Last week, we gave you some info on our irresistible Squirrel Underpants, and this week we’re here to tell you about some other underwear-related products in The Record Exchange Gift Shop:
Emergency Underpants. Don’t let soiled underpants ruin your day! With these handy Emergency Underpants, you’ll be prepared for any untimely underpants incidents. Better safe than soggy! Each tin contains one pair of disposable unisex underpants. Fits most adults.
Handerpants. Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants! These 95% cotton, 5% spandex, fingerless gloves have the look and feel of men’s briefs. Slip them on underneath your gloves for extra warmth and protection from chafing! Wear them on their own as a vaguely inappropriate fashion statement! Hundreds of uses! Fits most adult hands.
Undercap. Feeling a little chilly under that stocking cap? Tired of scalp irritation from wearing that fedora? You need an Undercap! Each 95% cotton, 5% spandex cap is just like underwear for your head. Wear it underneath your hat for extra warmth and protection! Wear it by itself for a wacky new fashion statement! Hundreds of uses! Fits most adult heads.